1 00:00:00,780 --> 00:00:03,160 I find that when your benefit comes in, all your debts go at it like piglets at 2 00:00:03,160 --> 00:00:05,540 tugs. 3 00:00:06,420 --> 00:00:07,220 You carry on. 4 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:09,980 But I'm fearful honest about me debt. 5 00:00:10,380 --> 00:00:11,020 Don't worry. 6 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:12,860 Whatever it takes, I never miss. 7 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:16,360 We've been on gravy and bread, and I've never missed me catalog. 8 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:19,620 Only me. 9 00:00:20,500 --> 00:00:21,520 Who's that, your boss? 10 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:22,220 Yeah. 11 00:00:22,980 --> 00:00:23,500 Let him in. 12 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:30,960 Hello. 13 00:00:37,220 --> 00:00:38,080 You signing, then? 14 00:00:39,460 --> 00:00:40,540 It'll let me clear up. 15 00:00:40,940 --> 00:00:41,520 Just sign. 16 00:00:41,540 --> 00:00:42,700 He'll fill in the rest. 17 00:00:44,740 --> 00:00:46,500 I want it clean for me pictures. 18 00:00:47,260 --> 00:00:47,460 Hmm? 19 00:00:47,660 --> 00:00:48,060 Pictures? 20 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:49,180 She's posing nude. 21 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:50,880 To send off. 22 00:00:52,540 --> 00:00:53,580 I know about that. 23 00:00:54,860 --> 00:00:55,740 I've got a camera. 24 00:00:56,060 --> 00:00:56,740 Do you want me to do it? 25 00:00:56,980 --> 00:00:57,960 Camera in the car. 26 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:01,960 What, um, what poses were you considering? 27 00:01:04,900 --> 00:01:05,940 No, it's okay. 28 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:09,420 Me grandma's got one of them you d- you don't need to send off to the developers. 29 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:11,240 Fair enough. 30 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:12,220 Enjoy your vac. 31 00:01:12,300 --> 00:01:13,000 There it stands. 32 00:01:13,020 --> 00:01:13,640 'Tis yours. 33 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:16,380 Look at it a while before you use it. 34 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:17,920 It's a beauty, in't it? 35 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:19,920 'Tis yours. 36 00:01:20,980 --> 00:01:21,500 Goodbye. 37 00:01:34,620 --> 00:01:35,440 You did it. 38 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:35,800 Yes, I did. 39 00:01:35,860 --> 00:01:36,360 You did it. 40 00:01:36,420 --> 00:01:37,060 Well done. 41 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:38,100 How's it feel? 42 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:38,480 It's great. 43 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:39,200 I feel great. 44 00:01:39,580 --> 00:01:40,100 I've done it. 45 00:01:40,320 --> 00:01:40,820 Oh, thank- 46 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:17,980 What are you looking for? 47 00:02:18,420 --> 00:02:19,500 I wanted to see your camera. 48 00:02:19,740 --> 00:02:20,200 Camera? 49 00:02:20,300 --> 00:02:20,940 I ain't got one. 50 00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:21,620 You told her- 51 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:23,320 I'd have made one out of that puff-and-puffer rice box just to get a 52 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:24,840 free look. 53 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:26,900 You'd not have known the difference. 54 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:30,180 Anyway, probably used me digital. 55 00:02:31,700 --> 00:02:32,500 Sad cow. 56 00:02:34,540 --> 00:02:35,740 Right, onwards. 57 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:43,840 You're on your way, workhouse. 58 00:02:47,380 --> 00:02:48,400 Hey, come back here. 59 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:53,720 Okay, now you're no longer the virgin, now you've done your first sale, it's your 60 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:56,400 exams. 61 00:02:56,860 --> 00:02:57,900 Go through the rules. 62 00:02:58,340 --> 00:03:00,520 Uh, uh, um, uh, r- rule one, give no quarter. 63 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:01,840 Rule two, good breakfast. 64 00:03:01,860 --> 00:03:02,020 Yeah. 65 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:03,080 Three, keep back cock. 66 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:03,420 Yeah. 67 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:04,800 Four, seconds lead to sales. 68 00:03:04,860 --> 00:03:05,860 Buy that like a spent knob. 69 00:03:07,420 --> 00:03:08,460 What's rule number six? 70 00:03:08,620 --> 00:03:09,000 I, I... 71 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:09,580 Come on, what? 72 00:03:09,700 --> 00:03:10,860 Rule number six! 73 00:03:12,500 --> 00:03:14,120 There are no rules. 74 00:03:14,300 --> 00:03:14,840 You've passed. 75 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:16,500 See ya, pee-beat. 76 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:28,980 I've sold. 77 00:03:30,980 --> 00:03:32,100 I've sold, do you hear? 78 00:03:35,180 --> 00:03:36,200 I've sold. 79 00:03:53,860 --> 00:03:54,580 Did you sell? 80 00:03:58,560 --> 00:03:59,060 Yeah. 81 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:04,540 The music. 82 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:05,600 That's right. 83 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:07,660 Come through. 84 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:11,060 Hurry. 85 00:04:12,420 --> 00:04:12,960 Hurry. 86 00:04:14,260 --> 00:04:14,660 The cat 87 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:20,120 wants her milky cream. 88 00:04:31,300 --> 00:04:31,720 I can't. 89 00:04:47,820 --> 00:04:48,640 Have I done summat? 90 00:04:48,940 --> 00:04:49,080 No. 91 00:04:49,220 --> 00:04:49,720 Could I come in? 92 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:54,620 You can't afford it. 93 00:04:56,940 --> 00:04:57,860 I've come to take it back. 94 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:04,180 Neil, it's me last, but you have it. 95 00:05:05,580 --> 00:05:07,560 Not the kids, you. 96 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:09,100 All right? 97 00:05:26,580 --> 00:05:27,020 Here you are, mate. 98 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:27,960 You haven't got a sign, have you? 99 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:29,740 Ah! 100 00:05:29,840 --> 00:05:30,020 Oof. 101 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:31,620 Ah, fuck it. 102 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:33,840 Ah. 103 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:36,780 Scared of it? 104 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:38,120 You're doing brilliant. 105 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:38,560 Come 106 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:00,120 on. 107 00:06:13,210 --> 00:06:13,230 Where is she? 108 00:06:13,230 --> 00:06:13,270 Sheila? 109 00:06:13,909 --> 00:06:13,950 Sheila! 110 00:06:13,990 --> 00:06:40,370 No! 111 00:06:40,770 --> 00:06:41,250 Sheila! 112 00:06:41,370 --> 00:06:41,380 Sheila! 113 00:07:24,210 --> 00:07:26,090 Clayface, where is she? 114 00:07:29,530 --> 00:07:30,430 Fucking hell. 115 00:07:30,690 --> 00:07:30,700 1950. 116 00:07:30,770 --> 00:07:30,780 1926. 117 00:07:30,810 --> 00:07:30,820 1945. 118 00:07:31,230 --> 00:07:32,090 Fucking hell! 119 00:09:23,310 --> 00:09:24,430 Fucking hell. 120 00:09:29,650 --> 00:09:34,150 The lady downstairs has collapsed in there. 121 00:09:34,830 --> 00:09:38,430 She's in there, all collapsed. 122 00:09:39,170 --> 00:09:41,350 And then there was fire. 123 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:43,650 And I put it out. 124 00:09:44,310 --> 00:09:45,250 I kicked the door. 125 00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:47,870 Oh, God, I didn't know. 126 00:09:48,230 --> 00:09:49,850 She's still lying there. 127 00:09:50,610 --> 00:09:52,510 She's in there, dead. 128 00:09:53,310 --> 00:09:54,110 Dead, I tell you. 129 00:09:54,350 --> 00:09:55,190 Sheila's gone. 130 00:09:55,730 --> 00:09:59,130 My, my Sheila left me. 131 00:10:00,610 --> 00:10:01,830 I was in the street. 132 00:10:03,110 --> 00:10:04,910 I went in there. 133 00:10:05,970 --> 00:10:06,970 You came. 134 00:10:08,490 --> 00:10:11,290 I don't know what's happening. 135 00:10:13,410 --> 00:10:14,170 Say something. 136 00:10:15,570 --> 00:10:19,050 Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. 137 00:10:19,610 --> 00:10:19,990 Say it. 138 00:10:21,150 --> 00:10:22,550 Go on, say it. 139 00:10:23,270 --> 00:10:25,850 Dociousexpialifragilisticalisuper. 140 00:10:27,249 --> 00:10:28,290 You're late! 141 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,319 And you've got a partial picture of the 1966 England World Cup squad on your 142 00:10:31,319 --> 00:10:33,510 forehead. 143 00:10:34,170 --> 00:10:37,990 Uh, the late Bobby Moore and a quarter of Martin Peters, if I'm not mistaken. 144 00:10:38,270 --> 00:10:40,350 And on your chest, the Apollo 11 mission. 145 00:10:40,650 --> 00:10:42,610 And in your naval, can't quite make it out. 146 00:10:42,730 --> 00:10:45,570 Could be half a dinosaur, could be the Millennium Dome. 147 00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:48,940 Then on each thigh, a scene of suffragette, and three prime ministers, 148 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:51,670 and a zeppelin on the shin. 149 00:10:51,850 --> 00:10:56,890 You're a veritable tabby eared and scorched scrapbook of the 20th century. 150 00:10:56,930 --> 00:10:57,850 I don't wanna know why. 151 00:10:58,490 --> 00:11:02,150 I don't wanna know how I've entered into Monty Python's missing sketch. 152 00:11:02,290 --> 00:11:04,840 I would just like to remind you that today is the day of the night the competition 153 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:07,390 winner is announced. 154 00:11:07,590 --> 00:11:12,170 And as a consequence, all hands must be on deck, all stops must be pulled. 155 00:11:12,530 --> 00:11:15,470 So, get your fluttering ass in gear. 156 00:11:15,630 --> 00:11:16,170 How? 157 00:11:18,370 --> 00:11:22,150 How can you talk like that when she's gone? 158 00:11:22,470 --> 00:11:22,990 Gone. 159 00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:24,750 She's left me. 160 00:11:25,550 --> 00:11:31,750 And oh, God, oh, God, I know she'll never come back, and she is lying there. 161 00:11:31,950 --> 00:11:32,550 Christ. 162 00:11:33,590 --> 00:11:35,370 Clearly no sale in here. 163 00:11:50,170 --> 00:11:52,550 Another stone cheeks bites the dust. 164 00:11:55,330 --> 00:11:56,430 Well, at least she's dead. 165 00:11:57,910 --> 00:11:58,770 Could be worse. 166 00:11:59,910 --> 00:12:01,210 Ill people make me sick. 167 00:12:03,330 --> 00:12:05,490 We'll have to, uh, phone an ambulance. 168 00:12:06,630 --> 00:12:07,450 Bit late for that. 169 00:12:07,650 --> 00:12:08,030 Police. 170 00:12:09,650 --> 00:12:09,750 Well, 171 00:12:11,470 --> 00:12:12,570 can't we just leave her? 172 00:12:12,950 --> 00:12:13,590 Oh, no. 173 00:12:14,470 --> 00:12:14,970 All right. 174 00:12:15,050 --> 00:12:16,170 All, all right 175 00:12:18,218 --> 00:12:19,938 But we're wasting valuable time here. 176 00:12:20,518 --> 00:12:22,618 Potmar could leave her for the rats and mice. 177 00:12:25,718 --> 00:12:27,118 I hate these fucking things. 178 00:12:27,918 --> 00:12:29,438 Electrified Mars bars. 179 00:12:29,838 --> 00:12:31,458 I short 'em on a daily basis, you know. 180 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:33,138 They won't work for me. 181 00:12:33,178 --> 00:12:35,318 I've got too much electricity in me brains. 182 00:12:36,038 --> 00:12:36,798 Come on. 183 00:12:41,138 --> 00:12:41,498 Life, 184 00:12:43,558 --> 00:12:43,918 like that, 185 00:12:46,018 --> 00:12:46,658 all gone. 186 00:12:49,198 --> 00:12:50,158 What's it all about? 187 00:12:52,058 --> 00:12:54,418 We are urgently trying to answer your call. 188 00:12:55,158 --> 00:12:56,778 I had a dream last night, Workhouse. 189 00:12:58,058 --> 00:12:58,178 Please stay on the line. 190 00:12:58,178 --> 00:12:59,118 I had a dream. 191 00:13:02,358 --> 00:13:02,368 An emergency service you require. And the operator will put you through. 192 00:13:02,418 --> 00:13:06,158 Come over the hill and Black and white people were having it off. 193 00:13:08,958 --> 00:13:09,118 No? 194 00:13:13,358 --> 00:13:13,578 Ah. 195 00:13:16,678 --> 00:13:18,318 Well, can't we cover her up, eh? 196 00:13:20,338 --> 00:13:20,698 We are urgently trying to answer your call. 197 00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:21,658 Oh, come on. 198 00:13:23,217 --> 00:13:23,598 We are urgently trying to answer- 199 00:13:23,658 --> 00:13:24,398 I did have a dream... 200 00:13:26,298 --> 00:13:26,858 the call to which you are being redirected. 201 00:13:26,938 --> 00:13:28,798 I saw that Oriental bint from the office. 202 00:13:30,218 --> 00:13:33,078 She was, like, walking on air. 203 00:13:34,878 --> 00:13:38,018 She was pushing a vac and that was, that was like on air. 204 00:13:39,258 --> 00:13:44,128 And as she walked, like magic in her trail, she left smart young girls behind 205 00:13:44,128 --> 00:13:48,998 her, talking into mics at their mouths like Madonna. 206 00:13:51,418 --> 00:13:54,218 All faces aglow in front of the computer screens. 207 00:13:55,118 --> 00:13:55,818 I couldn't get it. 208 00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:56,898 It was seductive. 209 00:13:56,938 --> 00:14:02,118 You know, as if something was being gathered, like softly guided in. 210 00:14:02,938 --> 00:14:03,938 Not like my selling. 211 00:14:03,978 --> 00:14:05,738 Not like the selling we know and hate. 212 00:14:06,958 --> 00:14:11,378 At the last computer screen, she stepped in, and I went in after. 213 00:14:12,658 --> 00:14:13,898 It was this tropical beach. 214 00:14:15,078 --> 00:14:17,318 Blue sky, sea. 215 00:14:17,378 --> 00:14:17,678 But it, 216 00:14:19,638 --> 00:14:20,638 it was more than that. 217 00:14:24,498 --> 00:14:25,298 All alive. 218 00:14:27,498 --> 00:14:28,138 Like heaven. 219 00:14:31,798 --> 00:14:33,918 Somehow I felt like all me work was done, you know. 220 00:14:33,958 --> 00:14:34,138 That I... 221 00:14:35,118 --> 00:14:37,378 There were no more vacuums left for me to sell. 222 00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:41,398 And when I looked, she'd gone. 223 00:14:42,638 --> 00:14:44,078 The vac was all alone on the beach. 224 00:14:44,818 --> 00:14:48,318 Gold, it was, glittering in the sand. 225 00:14:48,378 --> 00:14:49,938 And I was going up and down the beach with it. 226 00:14:50,118 --> 00:14:53,478 I, I think it was plugged into the sun or something. 227 00:14:54,718 --> 00:14:56,558 It felt odd at first, but no fever. 228 00:14:56,618 --> 00:14:57,518 The fever was gone. 229 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:00,658 And then I got used to myself. 230 00:15:03,978 --> 00:15:05,718 I all opened up inside, 231 00:15:07,578 --> 00:15:08,538 like a flower. 232 00:15:12,098 --> 00:15:13,258 It was so beautiful. 233 00:15:15,598 --> 00:15:16,818 I started crying. 234 00:15:18,478 --> 00:15:20,658 Was tears everywhere. 235 00:15:22,438 --> 00:15:23,798 I was completely nude. 236 00:15:28,158 --> 00:15:31,918 I was vacuuming, completely nude, 237 00:15:33,958 --> 00:15:34,958 in paradise. 238 00:15:37,698 --> 00:15:39,698 We are urgently trying to answer your 239 00:15:41,518 --> 00:15:41,528 call. 240 00:15:41,678 --> 00:15:45,858 Now, Workhouse, get upstairs, get the 20th century off you, and get dressed now.... 241 00:15:46,238 --> 00:15:49,078 you require, and the- Which service do you require? 242 00:15:49,558 --> 00:15:50,318 Emergency. 243 00:15:51,538 --> 00:15:52,558 Which service do you require? 244 00:15:52,638 --> 00:15:53,558 Emergency. 245 00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:55,598 Which service do you require? 246 00:15:57,498 --> 00:15:58,998 Please, which service do you require? 247 00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:01,738 Hello? 248 00:16:02,338 --> 00:16:03,238 Emergency. 249 00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:05,978 Hello? 250 00:16:12,898 --> 00:16:14,498 This day is going nowhere. 251 00:16:15,958 --> 00:16:17,438 Come on, I'm losing ground. 252 00:16:17,798 --> 00:16:20,178 Feel like me heels is in a pillow. 253 00:16:21,838 --> 00:16:22,338 Oh, no. 254 00:16:28,858 --> 00:16:29,418 Where we going? 255 00:16:30,878 --> 00:16:32,858 To a sale that's daily made. 256 00:16:34,158 --> 00:16:37,378 I'm a vinegar stroke away, and I'm having it today. 257 00:16:37,838 --> 00:16:39,178 We're going to see the Spaniard. 258 00:16:39,238 --> 00:16:40,137 Adios, Tommy. 259 00:16:43,338 --> 00:16:44,558 Why'd you do this? 260 00:16:44,958 --> 00:16:46,338 We're not Spanish. 261 00:16:46,738 --> 00:16:48,118 We are somewhere. 262 00:16:48,898 --> 00:16:52,038 We've got, um, tango blood and jet black hair. 263 00:16:52,118 --> 00:16:53,378 Your hair's gray. 264 00:16:54,478 --> 00:16:57,128 You only been like this since that salesman came round, told you you had a 265 00:16:57,128 --> 00:16:59,778 Spanish look. 266 00:17:00,518 --> 00:17:03,198 He only said that to sell you a vacuum cleaner. 267 00:17:03,838 --> 00:17:04,958 You're just jealous. 268 00:17:05,038 --> 00:17:06,638 It's all to get a sale. 269 00:17:06,858 --> 00:17:07,038 Hm. 270 00:17:07,398 --> 00:17:08,218 El rubbisho. 271 00:17:08,398 --> 00:17:09,378 Buy one then. 272 00:17:09,858 --> 00:17:11,598 I shall, when I am ready. 273 00:17:12,318 --> 00:17:14,298 I don't know what you did upstairs. 274 00:17:15,598 --> 00:17:18,338 He was just giving me a demonstration, that is all. 275 00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:19,918 It's all to sell. 276 00:17:20,258 --> 00:17:21,678 Oh, shut up! 277 00:17:22,178 --> 00:17:23,398 At least he comes. 278 00:17:23,758 --> 00:17:27,558 Nobody comes for you, do they, you batty virgin? 279 00:17:34,558 --> 00:17:35,598 Thomas. 280 00:17:36,178 --> 00:17:37,158 Spaniard. 281 00:17:37,398 --> 00:17:37,598 Oh. 282 00:17:38,638 --> 00:17:39,358 Here it is. 283 00:17:40,178 --> 00:17:41,498 The little white bull. 284 00:17:41,618 --> 00:17:44,678 Um, can we just try it upstairs on the carpet again? 285 00:17:44,978 --> 00:17:47,098 You know, before I make my final decision. 286 00:17:47,258 --> 00:17:48,098 If we must. 287 00:17:50,558 --> 00:17:51,418 If we must. 288 00:17:53,918 --> 00:17:55,498 Have you warned him she's slow? 289 00:17:56,038 --> 00:17:57,338 He knows I'm cooking for now. 290 00:17:58,738 --> 00:18:02,938 Sister, sister, where have you been walking, 291 00:18:04,558 --> 00:18:04,698 sister? 292 00:18:04,758 --> 00:18:06,918 Are you that salesman's friend? 293 00:18:09,798 --> 00:18:10,938 Do you like my legs? 294 00:18:12,798 --> 00:18:13,778 They feel heavy. 295 00:18:18,058 --> 00:18:20,498 Do you know a chocolate rep called Terence? 296 00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:21,278 No. 297 00:18:22,118 --> 00:18:23,958 He was her friend before 298 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,618 Her milk tray man. 299 00:18:30,118 --> 00:18:30,358 Oh. 300 00:18:38,298 --> 00:18:39,498 I'm touched. 301 00:18:40,318 --> 00:18:40,458 Oh? 302 00:18:48,238 --> 00:18:49,378 Do you want a drink? 303 00:18:52,938 --> 00:18:53,338 Coffee. 304 00:18:55,398 --> 00:18:58,578 Pour us two glasses of that Shangri-La. 305 00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:06,958 Oh, that was brilliant. 306 00:19:06,958 --> 00:19:07,238 Oh, I did, oh. 307 00:19:07,318 --> 00:19:09,058 Oh no, I forgot the sangria. 308 00:19:09,198 --> 00:19:10,198 Never mind it. 309 00:19:10,518 --> 00:19:12,178 I trust you're signing today. 310 00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:15,438 Oh, let us leave it till later, eh? 311 00:19:15,478 --> 00:19:16,658 I want a more, Tommy. 312 00:19:16,998 --> 00:19:17,278 More. 313 00:19:17,538 --> 00:19:17,938 Oh, yeah. 314 00:19:18,078 --> 00:19:18,398 Tommy, Tommy, a more. 315 00:19:18,398 --> 00:19:18,408 Oh. A more. 316 00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:18,878 A more. 317 00:19:19,278 --> 00:19:21,538 Oh, Tommy, more. 318 00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:21,758 Oh. 319 00:19:21,798 --> 00:19:23,898 It's a more I want, Tommy, I do. 320 00:19:25,418 --> 00:19:25,478 Oh, 321 00:19:29,718 --> 00:19:29,728 I- 322 00:19:29,958 --> 00:19:31,118 You're sad, aren't you? 323 00:19:35,358 --> 00:19:35,718 I am. 324 00:19:36,938 --> 00:19:37,238 Yeah. 325 00:19:39,498 --> 00:19:40,858 I can tell moods. 326 00:19:40,858 --> 00:19:40,958 Tommy. 327 00:19:44,678 --> 00:19:44,878 Oh. 328 00:19:49,278 --> 00:19:49,298 Oh, Tommy. 329 00:19:49,398 --> 00:19:49,618 Tommy. 330 00:19:49,698 --> 00:19:49,708 Oh. 331 00:19:49,758 --> 00:19:51,998 If I show you my bra, will it cheer you up? 332 00:19:53,438 --> 00:19:54,998 I always wear a sexy one. 333 00:19:56,958 --> 00:19:57,738 It's big, though. 334 00:20:57,838 --> 00:20:57,848 Oh. 335 00:20:57,918 --> 00:20:59,018 Don't mind us. 336 00:20:59,098 --> 00:21:00,198 Get back up. 337 00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:04,398 Oh. 338 00:21:06,878 --> 00:21:07,698 Oh, Jezebel. 339 00:21:18,298 --> 00:21:18,738 Oh. 340 00:21:19,658 --> 00:21:19,678 Oh. 341 00:21:19,698 --> 00:21:20,598 Darling. 342 00:21:20,898 --> 00:21:20,958 Oh. 343 00:21:21,918 --> 00:21:22,538 Oh, Tommy. 344 00:21:26,338 --> 00:21:26,418 Oh. 345 00:21:26,518 --> 00:21:26,698 Oh. 346 00:21:26,698 --> 00:21:26,738 Oh. 347 00:21:27,618 --> 00:21:28,198 Adios. 348 00:21:28,218 --> 00:21:28,658 Adios. 349 00:21:28,698 --> 00:21:29,658 Adios, Tommy. 350 00:21:33,718 --> 00:21:35,698 Conquistador, or what? 351 00:21:37,398 --> 00:21:37,698 Anything. 352 00:21:37,798 --> 00:21:38,578 Anything, anything. 353 00:21:38,658 --> 00:21:39,778 Anything for a sale. 354 00:21:48,878 --> 00:21:48,888 Oh. 355 00:21:48,918 --> 00:21:50,038 What's happening to me? 356 00:21:50,958 --> 00:21:52,298 What's happening to me? 357 00:21:53,138 --> 00:21:54,618 Shut up, or I'll fucking hit you. 358 00:21:55,178 --> 00:21:55,818 Go on, then. 359 00:21:56,278 --> 00:21:56,858 Kill me. 360 00:21:57,438 --> 00:21:58,178 I want to. 361 00:21:58,778 --> 00:21:59,498 What have I done? 362 00:21:59,878 --> 00:22:00,598 Go in the dash. 363 00:22:00,698 --> 00:22:01,718 I wish I'd meet you there. 364 00:22:01,938 --> 00:22:04,078 I don't want anything but a fucking... 365 00:22:04,358 --> 00:22:04,368 Ah, you fucking... 366 00:22:05,038 --> 00:22:07,098 Ah, I fucking hate you. 367 00:22:09,158 --> 00:22:09,858 Listen, you. 368 00:22:12,238 --> 00:22:14,758 I'm gonna give you one chance to pull yourself together. 369 00:22:15,058 --> 00:22:18,318 If you don't fucking take it, I'm fucking off and leaving you, right? 370 00:22:19,418 --> 00:22:20,778 I shagged the slow girl. 371 00:22:21,678 --> 00:22:23,198 So what? 372 00:22:43,518 --> 00:22:45,057 Oh, tonight's my night. 373 00:22:45,878 --> 00:22:47,038 The vac of gold. 374 00:22:47,878 --> 00:22:50,848 Now, I know I'm taking it, but I wanna take it in style, with a handful of sales 375 00:22:50,848 --> 00:22:53,818 still in me hand. 376 00:22:55,718 --> 00:22:56,318 What was that? 377 00:22:56,838 --> 00:22:57,578 A hitchhiker. 378 00:22:58,138 --> 00:22:58,818 No, it's not. 379 00:22:59,298 --> 00:22:59,958 You blockhead. 380 00:23:00,298 --> 00:23:01,438 It's an opportunity. 381 00:23:02,198 --> 00:23:03,578 Never miss an opportunity. 382 00:23:03,998 --> 00:23:05,578 I stopped hitchhikers before now. 383 00:23:06,258 --> 00:23:08,988 Left them two junctions later, putting their vac of their very own, not knowing 384 00:23:08,988 --> 00:23:11,718 what the fucking damn doors was going on. 385 00:23:13,318 --> 00:23:14,318 Hello, young man. 386 00:23:14,378 --> 00:23:15,298 Your lift is here. 387 00:23:15,358 --> 00:23:15,898 Come in. 388 00:23:21,098 --> 00:23:21,798 What's your name? 389 00:23:22,498 --> 00:23:22,898 Dickie. 390 00:23:24,018 --> 00:23:24,418 Oh, hello. 391 00:23:24,958 --> 00:23:25,938 I'm the Tommy Rag. 392 00:23:26,598 --> 00:23:27,378 You're a salesman. 393 00:23:28,358 --> 00:23:29,158 How'd you guess? 394 00:23:29,478 --> 00:23:30,918 No one else is so loud in the morning. 395 00:23:32,138 --> 00:23:32,878 What do you do? 396 00:23:33,198 --> 00:23:33,538 Guess? 397 00:23:34,158 --> 00:23:34,758 No, no. 398 00:23:34,998 --> 00:23:35,678 I'll give you a clue. 399 00:23:36,258 --> 00:23:37,518 No one sits when I'm in a room. 400 00:23:38,438 --> 00:23:39,058 Are you a royal? 401 00:23:39,518 --> 00:23:41,158 Plus, I'm a DJ. 402 00:23:41,598 --> 00:23:43,398 Oh, ah, he likes that, don't you? 403 00:23:44,258 --> 00:23:44,918 Where you going? 404 00:23:45,418 --> 00:23:46,018 Blackapool. 405 00:23:46,178 --> 00:23:47,458 We're going there tonight. 406 00:23:47,678 --> 00:23:48,338 Big prizes. 407 00:23:48,378 --> 00:23:49,178 What are you doing there? 408 00:23:49,298 --> 00:23:49,698 A gig. 409 00:23:51,618 --> 00:23:52,758 Yeah, he doing a gig. 410 00:23:52,778 --> 00:23:53,798 Well, like you like. 411 00:23:57,838 --> 00:23:59,238 His bird's dumped him. 412 00:24:01,158 --> 00:24:02,258 She was a stripper, you know. 413 00:24:02,818 --> 00:24:07,778 Well, before you get settled in, how do you go about cleaning your carpet at home? 414 00:24:08,738 --> 00:24:09,518 I ain't got no home. 415 00:24:09,918 --> 00:24:10,478 Where'd you sleep? 416 00:24:10,858 --> 00:24:13,608 Hotels, motels, Holiday Inns, car streets, back street setties, TPs, warehouses, shit 417 00:24:13,608 --> 00:24:16,358 houses, or I stay up all night. 418 00:24:16,398 --> 00:24:17,058 Where you from? 419 00:24:17,298 --> 00:24:18,078 I don't know. 420 00:24:18,798 --> 00:24:20,458 Bloody hell, I picked up Oliver Twist. 421 00:24:20,538 --> 00:24:23,978 All I know is I'm northern, I have no carpet, and I have no mam. 422 00:24:24,158 --> 00:24:25,878 Our vacuums do other things 423 00:24:27,326 --> 00:24:29,466 Maybe I could sample 'em, set 'em off in Ibiza. 424 00:24:35,166 --> 00:24:36,486 Big fish, little fish, cardboard box. 425 00:24:36,706 --> 00:24:37,026 Big fish- 426 00:24:37,026 --> 00:24:37,486 Oh, big fish, little fish... 427 00:24:37,486 --> 00:24:38,126 little fish, cardboard box. 428 00:24:38,406 --> 00:24:38,506 Cardboard box. 429 00:24:38,506 --> 00:24:39,206 Yeah, 900 back. 430 00:24:39,446 --> 00:24:41,126 You've been completely noosed in paradise. 431 00:24:41,546 --> 00:24:42,906 Oh, yeah, well I haven't got time for this. 432 00:24:42,926 --> 00:24:43,626 Thank you very much. 433 00:24:43,686 --> 00:24:44,266 Yeah, all right, no. 434 00:24:44,446 --> 00:24:45,926 Sweet, look, pal, take no offense. 435 00:24:46,006 --> 00:24:47,126 No, I'm not gonna sell you out. 436 00:24:47,206 --> 00:24:47,686 I'll go. 437 00:24:48,146 --> 00:24:48,706 Pit stop. 438 00:24:49,506 --> 00:24:49,966 You coming? 439 00:24:51,086 --> 00:24:51,426 See you, J. 440 00:24:51,506 --> 00:24:51,946 Edgar. 441 00:24:52,526 --> 00:24:52,786 Huh? 442 00:24:53,406 --> 00:24:53,866 Over. 443 00:24:59,366 --> 00:24:59,946 Did he mean it? 444 00:25:01,986 --> 00:25:03,566 I mixed a bit, you know. 445 00:25:04,066 --> 00:25:05,346 I was learning meself, like. 446 00:25:06,046 --> 00:25:06,846 Bedroom DJ. 447 00:25:08,366 --> 00:25:08,946 Who taught you? 448 00:25:09,706 --> 00:25:10,226 The crowd. 449 00:25:10,646 --> 00:25:10,986 Right. 450 00:25:11,826 --> 00:25:12,286 Oh, yeah. 451 00:25:13,286 --> 00:25:13,766 Right. 452 00:25:14,826 --> 00:25:15,786 How did you start? 453 00:25:17,086 --> 00:25:20,906 There's an old DJ down the road from me selling a big clunking 1970s disco twin 454 00:25:20,906 --> 00:25:24,726 deck for 50 quid. 455 00:25:25,566 --> 00:25:29,446 I sold my bike for 60, bought it, and with the tenner I got three records. 456 00:25:30,206 --> 00:25:31,306 They're all I had for ages. 457 00:25:31,405 --> 00:25:32,206 I wore 'em thin. 458 00:25:32,625 --> 00:25:34,626 I took the pads off my fingers with practice. 459 00:25:35,206 --> 00:25:35,406 Look. 460 00:25:37,006 --> 00:25:38,626 Smooth as marbles. 461 00:25:40,166 --> 00:25:41,166 Police can't arrest me now. 462 00:25:41,286 --> 00:25:42,366 Unidentifiable. 463 00:25:42,946 --> 00:25:45,106 Except by me music. 464 00:25:45,646 --> 00:25:47,906 Then I did a gig, and one gig went to another gig to another gig, to gig, to 465 00:25:47,906 --> 00:25:50,166 gig, to gig, to gig. 466 00:25:51,186 --> 00:25:52,086 I'll do whatever comes. 467 00:25:52,246 --> 00:25:54,486 Basements, clubs, warehouses, bar mitzvahs. 468 00:25:54,926 --> 00:25:56,966 It doesn't matter what I have to start with. 469 00:25:57,446 --> 00:25:59,846 I can get from Amazing Grace to ABBA, to ambient, to hard house before they know 470 00:25:59,846 --> 00:26:02,246 what's happened. 471 00:26:02,886 --> 00:26:04,186 I mix up a portion. 472 00:26:04,466 --> 00:26:06,106 I make 'em feel better. 473 00:26:06,486 --> 00:26:08,886 I guarantee to get the most miserable twat at the wedding up and trancing or your 474 00:26:08,886 --> 00:26:11,286 money back. 475 00:26:12,826 --> 00:26:13,506 Do you make a living? 476 00:26:13,826 --> 00:26:15,906 I only want the money so I can open my own club. 477 00:26:16,646 --> 00:26:17,486 Your own club? 478 00:26:17,986 --> 00:26:18,346 Yeah. 479 00:26:19,046 --> 00:26:19,926 What's it gonna be called? 480 00:26:20,286 --> 00:26:20,766 The Ark. 481 00:26:23,126 --> 00:26:24,066 Everybody's welcome. 482 00:26:25,346 --> 00:26:26,526 It will never close. 483 00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:31,566 You can stay in there until you feel it's safe to come out again. 484 00:26:34,846 --> 00:26:36,726 Can I, can I ask you something, the kid? 485 00:26:37,606 --> 00:26:37,886 Can I... 486 00:26:40,246 --> 00:26:41,526 Will you listen to my mix? 487 00:26:41,706 --> 00:26:41,906 No. 488 00:26:43,466 --> 00:26:44,846 I can't hear a thing without the people. 489 00:26:48,126 --> 00:26:48,666 Tell you what, though. 490 00:26:52,006 --> 00:26:52,986 I'll play it for you tonight. 491 00:26:54,326 --> 00:26:55,446 At least you know it's been danced to. 492 00:27:00,106 --> 00:27:01,146 I'll give you a secret. 493 00:27:03,686 --> 00:27:07,486 Silence is loud. 494 00:27:16,566 --> 00:27:51,266 Boo! 495 00:27:51,726 --> 00:27:54,806 Oh, I get stone cheap with these before the witching hour. 496 00:27:58,546 --> 00:28:03,346 And then I insist you accompany me to Blackpool and the Great Giveaway Show. 497 00:28:07,826 --> 00:28:09,826 I've been happy lately. 498 00:28:10,106 --> 00:28:12,186 Thinking about the good things to come. 499 00:28:12,686 --> 00:28:15,006 And I believe it could be. 500 00:28:15,386 --> 00:28:17,306 Something good has begun. 501 00:28:17,786 --> 00:28:19,826 I've been smiling lately. 502 00:28:20,126 --> 00:28:22,306 Dreaming about the world as one. 503 00:28:22,726 --> 00:28:24,986 And I believe it could be. 504 00:28:25,366 --> 00:28:27,106 Someday it's gonna come. 505 00:28:27,466 --> 00:28:29,546 We're out on the edge of time. 506 00:28:29,626 --> 00:28:30,926 Rug house, me old love. 507 00:28:32,346 --> 00:28:35,646 We're riding to Blackpool, to Mecca. 508 00:28:36,786 --> 00:28:38,906 Metropole Hotel on the front. 509 00:28:39,506 --> 00:28:41,106 That's where I used to bring the girls up. 510 00:28:42,406 --> 00:28:43,366 And the sad end, 511 00:28:45,185 --> 00:28:46,386 I've no one else to bring. 512 00:28:49,806 --> 00:28:51,326 Hot Pot came too. 513 00:28:51,646 --> 00:28:52,026 See? 514 00:28:53,466 --> 00:28:54,566 She's not been out for years. 515 00:28:55,486 --> 00:28:57,166 She come for I told her you were coming. 516 00:28:59,406 --> 00:29:04,746 Anyway, I'm the goddamn winner, and I want some champagne. 517 00:29:04,946 --> 00:29:05,726 Get out the dash there. 518 00:29:05,766 --> 00:29:06,206 Come on. 519 00:29:07,926 --> 00:29:08,846 Oh, there is none. 520 00:29:10,506 --> 00:29:11,086 Is there not? 521 00:29:11,386 --> 00:29:11,746 No. 522 00:29:12,726 --> 00:29:14,146 Is, is there some hotel miniatures? 523 00:29:14,566 --> 00:29:15,126 There are. 524 00:29:15,186 --> 00:29:15,806 Yeah, enough. 525 00:29:16,466 --> 00:29:17,626 Come on, smack 'em open. 526 00:29:17,686 --> 00:29:18,526 Let's celebrate. 527 00:29:19,306 --> 00:29:20,466 What will you do if you lose? 528 00:29:21,966 --> 00:29:22,846 I will win. 529 00:29:24,846 --> 00:29:26,246 Spaniard, do it with me in my speech. 530 00:29:26,606 --> 00:29:28,046 Si, si, si. 531 00:29:30,506 --> 00:29:30,806 Mr. 532 00:29:30,886 --> 00:29:34,046 Ron, and all the rest of you scum, I'd like very much, very much like to thank 533 00:29:34,046 --> 00:29:37,206 you. 534 00:29:38,666 --> 00:29:43,066 For without your rejection and wish for me to topple, I would not have made it to the 535 00:29:43,066 --> 00:29:47,466 sun lounger in the sun that I will soon be occupying, or to this exalted height I now 536 00:29:47,466 --> 00:29:51,866 hold as best fucking salesman in the universe ever. 537 00:29:55,146 --> 00:29:55,206 Bravo. 538 00:29:55,346 --> 00:29:56,466 You thought I did it alone. 539 00:29:57,366 --> 00:29:57,946 I did not. 540 00:29:58,726 --> 00:30:01,946 You don't know how much you helped me climb that ladder. 541 00:30:02,906 --> 00:30:05,226 Your hatred was the rungs. 542 00:30:05,626 --> 00:30:08,486 Each stab in the back made Tommy scurry up all the higher. 543 00:30:08,726 --> 00:30:11,656 Each time Stone Cheeks stopped bumming me and leave, I took off, scavenged, robbed, 544 00:30:11,656 --> 00:30:14,586 dug up, ten of me hole. 545 00:30:14,766 --> 00:30:20,146 So ta, a mighty ta, to all you rats and mice at the good old office. 546 00:30:23,846 --> 00:30:27,446 Thanks must also go to little Al's dad. 547 00:30:28,506 --> 00:30:31,506 Little Al's dad down the street when I was a nipper. 548 00:30:31,946 --> 00:30:37,790 Al's da, the salesman We sold flying saucers. 549 00:30:38,230 --> 00:30:42,450 That soft, perfect, almost paper sweet. 550 00:30:42,530 --> 00:30:44,010 Oh, they exploded in your mouth. 551 00:30:44,990 --> 00:30:47,190 Oh, with the K Lite at the back of your throat. 552 00:30:47,530 --> 00:30:48,430 He give 'em out to us. 553 00:30:49,070 --> 00:30:49,670 Tossed 'em. 554 00:30:50,070 --> 00:30:51,530 Tossed 'em, we caught 'em. 555 00:30:52,270 --> 00:30:57,470 Pale, pink, and green, and yellow, flying through the sky. 556 00:31:03,150 --> 00:31:10,710 And thanks must go to my dad, who showed me the mug's way so early, so clearly. 557 00:31:11,030 --> 00:31:13,790 Coming home in filth, having worked all the hours God could spare for tuppence 558 00:31:13,790 --> 00:31:16,550 ha'penny. 559 00:31:17,970 --> 00:31:22,170 Beat, bad-tempered, broken. 560 00:31:23,670 --> 00:31:26,310 And thanks to him also for making me hate to hesitate. 561 00:31:28,470 --> 00:31:33,430 Little me, upstairs in bed while he hit Mam downstairs. 562 00:31:34,310 --> 00:31:34,320 You fucking snake. 563 00:31:34,330 --> 00:31:34,350 I'm gonna fuck- 564 00:31:34,350 --> 00:31:36,030 "One more time," I'd say-... 565 00:31:36,330 --> 00:31:36,340 you. "One more scream, and I'll get the poker." 566 00:31:36,340 --> 00:31:38,570 "One more scream, and I'll get the poker." 567 00:31:40,030 --> 00:31:40,690 You fucking snake. 568 00:31:40,690 --> 00:31:40,700 But I didn't. 569 00:31:41,210 --> 00:31:41,220 Down. 570 00:31:41,229 --> 00:31:42,510 I've never hesitated since. 571 00:31:42,810 --> 00:31:45,210 I've never crushed up regret since. 572 00:31:49,130 --> 00:31:54,270 Should have fucking broken his dirty, oil-stained fingers off in the door. 573 00:31:57,190 --> 00:31:59,410 And I thank him for his face 574 00:32:01,310 --> 00:32:03,870 when I'd come home after a few hours spieling. 575 00:32:04,490 --> 00:32:05,690 The whole set, darling. 576 00:32:06,370 --> 00:32:08,710 No, I don't want your 10 pounds, nor your five. 577 00:32:09,070 --> 00:32:09,930 Put your notes away. 578 00:32:09,990 --> 00:32:10,970 I don't know what's come over me. 579 00:32:11,310 --> 00:32:12,350 Eight and six the lot. 580 00:32:12,370 --> 00:32:14,470 Now hurry up before they cart me off to the loony bin. 581 00:32:15,770 --> 00:32:17,840 And I'd throw a wad, 10 of his wage packets thick, on the kitchen table for me 582 00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:19,910 mam. 583 00:32:20,030 --> 00:32:21,350 He couldn't look at us. 584 00:32:24,930 --> 00:32:29,550 He, he, he couldn't finish his food because I'd beaten him with success. 585 00:32:31,070 --> 00:32:35,950 And so I go on beating them, for I do not lose. 586 00:32:38,930 --> 00:32:39,690 And finally, 587 00:32:41,870 --> 00:32:46,296 thanks must go most of all to all the suckers I've mugged through the years, who 588 00:32:46,296 --> 00:32:50,723 I've left dizzy and light of pocket, holding something they never needed or 589 00:32:50,723 --> 00:32:55,150 wanted, with a, " 'Tis yours. 590 00:32:55,310 --> 00:32:56,330 'Tis yours. 591 00:32:56,690 --> 00:32:58,050 'Tis yours." 592 00:32:59,650 --> 00:33:02,270 Oh, I am so proud. 593 00:33:06,050 --> 00:33:10,190 My workload and the company's gold, fueled by honesty. 594 00:33:10,950 --> 00:33:11,810 Honesty. 595 00:33:16,170 --> 00:33:20,030 We have had, we have had a stupendous year so far. 596 00:33:20,270 --> 00:33:25,550 We are riding high as one of the top regions in the country. 597 00:33:29,990 --> 00:33:32,130 Fucking hurry up, I wanna get abroad. 598 00:33:34,230 --> 00:33:38,150 And so, without further ado, let's find out the winner. 599 00:33:39,950 --> 00:33:43,700 I'm going to ask one of our brightest female members of staff to be so kind, and 600 00:33:43,700 --> 00:33:47,450 do us the honors, and read them out. 601 00:33:47,970 --> 00:33:53,950 Please welcome Uki, the head of our new information technology department. 602 00:34:06,470 --> 00:34:10,630 The final nominees for the Golden Vak Awards are Tommy Wragge. 603 00:34:18,170 --> 00:34:18,210 Good luck, Tommy. 604 00:34:18,210 --> 00:34:18,350 That's it, Tom. 605 00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:18,890 Throat. 606 00:34:25,690 --> 00:34:25,750 Throat. 607 00:34:25,770 --> 00:34:27,230 And Randolph Darlene. 608 00:34:28,470 --> 00:34:29,070 Pockmark. 609 00:34:29,130 --> 00:34:29,490 Oh, yeah. 610 00:34:37,350 --> 00:34:37,630 Pockmark. 611 00:34:37,670 --> 00:34:38,570 And the winner is... 612 00:34:38,950 --> 00:34:41,750 Tommy. 613 00:34:42,110 --> 00:34:42,310 Pockmark. 614 00:34:42,370 --> 00:34:45,810 The winner is Ran- sorry, Pockmark. 615 00:34:52,770 --> 00:34:57,490 And in second place, it's a tie with Throat and Tommy Wragge. 616 00:35:44,310 --> 00:35:44,320 You got it. Winner. 617 00:35:44,490 --> 00:35:47,770 I wake up every morning, stumble out of bed. 618 00:35:48,490 --> 00:35:51,750 Stretching and yawning, another day ahead. 619 00:35:52,310 --> 00:35:55,710 It seems to last forever, and time goes slowly by. 620 00:35:56,210 --> 00:35:59,810 But babe and me together, then it starts to fly. 621 00:36:00,210 --> 00:36:03,690 The moment that he's with me, time can take a break. 622 00:36:03,770 --> 00:36:08,170 The moment that he's with me, everything's all right. 623 00:36:08,230 --> 00:36:11,310 Nighttime is the right time, we live life. 624 00:36:12,210 --> 00:36:15,550 And it seems no matter, we take off. 625 00:36:18,530 --> 00:36:24,530 My baby takes the morning train, he works the night shift- 626 00:36:24,590 --> 00:36:25,590 Stone change. 627 00:36:29,850 --> 00:36:30,330 What are you doing? 628 00:36:30,330 --> 00:36:30,510 Pervert. 629 00:36:30,550 --> 00:36:31,510 Where's Ron-Rom? 630 00:36:32,310 --> 00:36:32,970 Where is he? 631 00:36:33,990 --> 00:36:34,790 I'm not telling you. 632 00:36:34,970 --> 00:36:36,330 You fucking better. 633 00:36:36,710 --> 00:36:37,090 Why? 634 00:36:37,770 --> 00:36:38,470 What'll you do? 635 00:36:40,970 --> 00:36:42,270 Push you in the vagina 636 00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:47,140 I owe him nothing. 637 00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:52,060 He took Susie Wong for a walk down the prom, talk about the future. 638 00:36:53,220 --> 00:36:54,040 Big changes. 639 00:36:54,940 --> 00:36:57,580 This is gonna be the last competition, but no one knows it. 640 00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:00,930 You know, he reckons with her help, they can clear twice as much on the cyber 641 00:37:00,930 --> 00:37:03,500 highway as you lot can on the tarmac one. 642 00:37:04,380 --> 00:37:05,280 It's death of the sales- 643 00:37:05,340 --> 00:37:06,700 Never mind all that shite. 644 00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:07,580 What happened? 645 00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:08,980 What fucking happened? 646 00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:10,340 Your sales were one short. 647 00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:10,880 Never! 648 00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:11,220 Yeah. 649 00:37:12,140 --> 00:37:14,400 One of the sales was nulled on a vacuum missing. 650 00:37:19,420 --> 00:37:19,480 Oh, fuck. 651 00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:19,490 No. Workhouse. 652 00:37:19,490 --> 00:37:20,720 Workhouse. 653 00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:22,480 And then that throat! 654 00:37:23,220 --> 00:37:25,640 How could I have chived a dead man that couldn't talk? 655 00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:26,780 Why not tell you? 656 00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:29,400 What do I care now he's got his geisha. 657 00:37:31,340 --> 00:37:34,600 As you got closer and closer to winning, he got more desperate. 658 00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:39,940 He started a scheme to get the others to donate sales to the Throat Memorial. 659 00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:44,620 Not strictly allowed, but he's the boss. 660 00:37:48,660 --> 00:37:49,480 Honesty, eh? 661 00:37:54,740 --> 00:37:55,660 Honesty. 662 00:37:56,540 --> 00:37:56,940 He... 663 00:38:16,020 --> 00:38:16,560 Here we go. 664 00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:17,420 Big cardboard box. 665 00:38:17,720 --> 00:38:19,220 Make me feel the cardboard box. 666 00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:19,800 Come on! 667 00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:26,220 Yes! 668 00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:27,640 Listen. 669 00:38:27,700 --> 00:38:28,020 Watch. 670 00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:33,300 Watch your music move and work and be all. 671 00:38:43,420 --> 00:38:44,400 The music. 672 00:38:57,840 --> 00:38:57,900 Come on! 673 00:38:58,020 --> 00:38:59,460 One time only. 674 00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:04,000 I can sell you this like I sell vacuums. 675 00:39:04,340 --> 00:39:05,960 The vacuum salesman! 676 00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:10,460 This time it's the one off forever bargain. 677 00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:12,900 All appliances thrown in. 678 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,740 Souls included. 679 00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:17,600 My life's work. 680 00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:26,360 Bag is full of Australian jewels, lots of them are flesh and blood. 681 00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:11,850 Let me go! 682 00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:12,840 Stuart. 683 00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:14,520 Give 684 00:40:17,660 --> 00:40:17,680 me that. 685 00:40:18,020 --> 00:40:18,560 Get him out. 686 00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:19,380 And Tommy. 687 00:40:19,460 --> 00:40:19,940 Get him out. 688 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:20,280 Come on. 689 00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:21,080 You're sacked. 690 00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:22,640 Get him out. 691 00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:56,960 Peter, Peter, Peter, Peter, 692 00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:11,180 Peter, Peter, Peter, Peter, Peter. 693 00:41:11,540 --> 00:41:16,620 No one was listening at the beginning, and now everyone's listening. 694 00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:17,940 Come up, Sea. 695 00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:19,100 Sea. 696 00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:23,060 I knew you was the one to watch. 697 00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:28,200 It's my birthday. 698 00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:28,860 Yeah. 699 00:41:28,900 --> 00:41:29,180 Woo! 700 00:41:40,580 --> 00:41:43,260 Well, we gotta get together now. 701 00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:45,840 It's the only way. 702 00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:48,640 It's the only way. 703 00:41:48,700 --> 00:41:51,660 Gotta take it to a higher level. 704 00:41:52,100 --> 00:41:53,520 Grab your love today. 705 00:41:57,780 --> 00:41:58,360 Bring it up. 706 00:41:58,360 --> 00:41:58,400 Higher love. 707 00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:03,780 We're going higher. 708 00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:04,480 Higher love. 709 00:42:04,780 --> 00:42:04,900 Higher love. 710 00:42:04,940 --> 00:42:04,950 Higher love. 711 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,120 Reaching for your dreams. 712 00:42:06,980 --> 00:42:07,600 Push it again. 713 00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:08,200 Higher love. 714 00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:12,400 Put your hands up. 715 00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:12,780 Sea! 716 00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:16,220 Do you want them back? 717 00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:19,860 Over your bottom. 718 00:42:21,060 --> 00:42:26,520 Take off all the jewels, and wrecks, and rotting sailor boys. 719 00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:30,600 I'll do you a massive deal, Sea. 720 00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:34,380 I'll knock off twice as much for you, Sea. 721 00:42:36,740 --> 00:42:38,000 May I call you Briny? 722 00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:39,580 May I? 723 00:42:42,860 --> 00:42:43,520 Come on. 724 00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:45,420 Come on, you want one. 725 00:42:51,912 --> 00:42:53,152 Someone come! 726 00:42:55,892 --> 00:42:56,672 Take it. 727 00:43:14,852 --> 00:43:15,572 Hey. 728 00:43:18,052 --> 00:43:20,492 You don't have to fuck me heart up. 729 00:43:29,652 --> 00:43:29,712 Tommy! 730 00:43:29,752 --> 00:43:32,852 I, I can taste blood. 731 00:43:39,612 --> 00:43:39,652 Tommy! 732 00:43:39,672 --> 00:43:41,512 And flying saucers. 733 00:43:44,732 --> 00:43:45,252 Tommy! 734 00:43:46,792 --> 00:43:47,452 Tommy! 735 00:43:49,112 --> 00:43:49,632 Tommy! 736 00:43:49,712 --> 00:43:49,722 Tommy! 737 00:43:52,332 --> 00:43:52,572 Tommy! 738 00:43:52,572 --> 00:43:52,792 Tommy?